I just thought: I need a whitelist. So tell me, why you should be on there and maybe I put you on there. :D

Click me, I'm a whitelist giveaway!

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Did the chicken cross the road?

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Yes, it just walked from here to there and that's it.
Yes, it got his by a truck, the truck drove off the street and crashed into someone or something.
Yes, because it used chicken magic and magiced itself over to the other side.
Yes, because yes.
Yes, because potato.
No, it crossed killed by a fox and eaten on the road.
No, because it stopped in the middle of the road and startet singing "On the road again..." and died because of epicness.
No, because yes.
Wait... what?
No, it died, because YOU (yes, exactly you!) aren't on my whitelist yet. :O
Maybe, because way to many possible answers.
I don't get it. What chicken?
I'm a sausage!

I spent way more time than any person reasonably should going over each option in the poll to decide which one was truly best.
Then I just went with the potato one.

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The potato answer truly was the magnificient one. ;)

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I just like being on whitelists.

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I hope, you also like being on mine. ^^
Welcome. :)

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Yaay, thank you!

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Add me if you think I'm a decent guy. I mean, I'm not saying i'd suck your dick but... a Whitelist is a Whitelist.

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Because I am a chicken and chickens are the best and are in your poll... I... Don't know... Senpai, notice me... ;-;

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You indeed are a chicken!
But why did the chicken cross the... um... whitelist?
Congratulations! :D

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Okay I'm going to steal the persona gif cause it's cute and it looks like I'm celebrating! Thanks :3

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You have to add me... Because if You don't, you Will Never have a super cool french guy in your whitelist... So man, if you like cheese wine and bread, add me !! Haha ;) :D

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I do like cheese, wine and bread!
Bonjour on mon liste de blanc. :D

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Thanks a lot !! :D

Hahaha, you can't imagine how funny is that you said ;)

In French, you said : " Welcome us on my list of white" which means... Nothing ;)

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I had french in school for like 54 years, but I can't remember much from that. :D
Hmm... wouldn't my sentence be something like "Bienvenue à mon whitelist." (Do you say whitelist as well or do you have an own word for that?)

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That's really bad ;) But I understand, French is so hard !

We say whitelist like all English people haha, because we copy all the things created by English :D

It is more like that, but the true version is .... Bienvenue dans ma whitelist

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*4 years :D
54 years would be a bit too much. :D

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Ouuuf I was asking myself how many years you have behind you ( I don't know if my sentence is true haha )

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Sounds true. :D

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Lucky time ;)

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I bet you just love fancy rats. And if you don't, it's just a time to start loving them.

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Rats are awesome! \o/ Welcome on my ratlist.

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Because I'm a funny dawg, and my tongue dangles in a funny way.
And maybe becuase I'm a serial rapist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Why? Because!

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Because?

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I don't have official reason, but I want to be in your whitelist.

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Okay, why not? :D
Welcome. :)

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Thank :)

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You dont need reason for add me o_O

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I think I do. o_O

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I played warcraft, diablo, star craft, age of empires and gta's first games when released :/

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Okay, that are good reasons. :D
Welcome. :)

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Great! Thank you :)

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because I saw this thread and I left comment ^^

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Why you not right comment? D:

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add me because I believe in that the chick can fly across the road :)

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Okay.

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9h since this thread is open, and I'm the only one yet who chose epicness glory for this poor chicken :( ..?

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Don't be sad. Now 4 people chose epicness! :)

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Yaaaaay, even more now, this chicken deserve it !

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8 people now. And yes, it definitely does. :D

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i finally get lvl 2, yay for me!!

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Yay for you! \o/

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Suddenly I'm on someones blacklist. Just because I want people to be on my whitelist.
Well... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Don't sweat it man, there will always be weird people with their weird blacklist reasons.

I, for one, added you to my <3list because you seem like a cool guy/girl :&

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Guy.
And thank you. :)

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After all, you'd be the CurryQueenWurst otherwise, eh? Or maybe even CurryQueenWürstin ;)

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Exactly! :D
Well, someone called me CurryPrincessWurst, but that's an other story. :D

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Just to make your whitelist more packed up :D So.... whitelist for blacklist?

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Welcome. ^^

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I am an acid spewing metal hawk who destroys the puny humans, they give me a little bit of health..

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Well, if you don't destroy the punny humans, I'm save. :D

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No, the punny humans get to mount me and fly through the air as I destroy their weaker brethren. Unfortunately, Zepelins have been known to drop bombs on me, so it may not be entirely safe.

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But I'm allergic to zeppelin bombs! D:
Anyways: Welcome to my whitelist. ^^

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Ah, thank you. Have you tried taking Allegra D for your allergy? The decongestant makes it a lot more effective than normal allergy medicine.

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What if I'm allergic to Allegra D? :O

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I can make you moist like no other.

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Welcome. ^^

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You will be so turned on you'll flood your neighbor's house.

And thanks O:-)

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Because I only give away games without whitelist requirements.

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I usually also do it that way, but I saw more and more whitelist people, so I made one myself. .D

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I see the point in whitelists, but it's only helpful if you have a particularly large whitelist. So I kind of wait until I have enough to have it make sense.

I know, I'm lazy :P

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I'm Batman.

Seems enough for a reason :P

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Aren't you Morshock?

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I'm also Batman, Superman, ect etc... and Morshock.

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Did you play Bioshock, but it didn't contain enough "shock", so you thought "It needs Morshock"? :D

And welcome to my whitelist. ^^

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I've to admit that I don't even remember how I got this nick D: I've used this since I was like 8 or 9 but I cannot remember why I did pick it....

I'm a whitelist addict, thanks

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My parents died.

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because I have a letter from Abraham Lincoln

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If that's true, that's awesome! :D

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Thanks for adding me :)

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because i will give a AAA games soon for my whitelist ;D and i have a dark side inside me which you didn't see yet xD

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Every whitelist needs a dark side, so: Welcome to my whitelist. :D

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You are the disgrace of humanity

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