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THE ULTIMATE WOULD YOU RATHER??.....

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Tallgor

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Be able to get any and every game you want FOR FREE for the rest of your life (systems/PC's too)

OR

Fuck any girl you want whenever and wherever you want for the rest of your life.

CHOOSE WISELY

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nekolicious

I'm a straight female, and your question is skewed for men or lesbians. So I'll take the easy one - any game I want for the rest of my life.

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MetalGearSalad

Why would anyone pick games over doing your dreamgirl ??? Virgins...

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arttie5

Because jail.
Now, if OP added without consequences after "the rest of your life", I'm sure the votes would be swayed.

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godprobe

"whenever and wherever" implies teleportation -- suck it, jail!

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PPG113

Unless jail is where you get loved up.. by the jailhouse "women".

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BananaNation

Because sex is overrated and probably your dream girl fucks half as good as you've imagined every time you jerked off to her because you watch too much porn and have ridiculous ideas about it.

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ArmadX

mine's much better than it than i assumed

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ladynadiad

Because some of us are female and straight.

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Jonex

And some of us pretend to be.

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MetalGearSalad

well in your case it's the other way around obviously... =/

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HaggisBumfart

Games... I'd rather only have sex with one woman, that being my wife when I get married...

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PPG113

And then only the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Sounds delightful.

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Jonex

Sex isn't everyone's favourite thing to do. In contrast, getting married isn't everyone's objective in life.

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HaggisBumfart

Exactly, my plan is to be married, and I do want children... I don't want to have sex with everyone because for one, STD's, and two, you give more and more of yourself away each time you do it... I would rather give myself to someone who I have already pledged my life to via marriage...

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CEO

I want sex and getting married. :)

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Jonex

Sex with one woman as opposed to several is very different though. You're stuck with her and ONLY her for life. Not so simple for some people.

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PPG113

I already have both, so now what? Hardly "ultimate" anything.

A.) Pirate all the games ever!
B.) Have a fiance' that loves me and the time spent in the bedroom, living room, stairs, kitchen, porch, garage, car, etc.

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BananaNation

Pick B, bet your friends mad money that you can fuck <insert name here>, fuck her, buy games with said money.

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PPG113

There was no condition that you could PROVE you had sex, just that you could have sex. Thus you wouldnt win any bets.

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BananaNation

There was no condition that you could not. Or that you could not make money out of it. Also it says 'whenever and wherever' so you can do it in front of everyone and you'd need no proof.

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PPG113

There was also no condition stating that your current mind set and ideas about women would not be changed. IE if you accepted B then instead of wanting say Emma Watson, you want Rosie O'Donald or the local tranny instead. Shit can get crazy yo.

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BananaNation

Either Emma Watson or Rosie O'Donald would be great bets though.

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Stoshua

I think I threw up in my mouth a little

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CEO

i wanna do emma watson. shes my favorite movie star.

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Jernik

Option A! I can just figure out how to get a girl in my own!

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CrazyMv94

I choose the second option.

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MattyMatt

Option A since option B is my reality.

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ElvisPrime

"Option A", I choose you! Me likey games, and want to play them forevers!
"Option B", Heck no! Me Likey girls, which is why I don't wish to rape them!

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dumbledorse

A, because well, pfft. Like I need help scoring.

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Luminaria19

A because I'm a straight female. Easiest "would you ever" ever. =P

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crazyseeder

What kind of stupid post it this? o.0

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Nabuhris

First too.

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Starchie

If you can find someone who is willing, option B gives you the means to travel to any time and place throughout the entire universe. Or multiverse for sufficiently broad definitions of 'wherever'.

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Bladnir

Good point, option B then!

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ladynadiad

First option, because I'm a straight female.

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Valkassium

You can't fool us, this is the internet!

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Stoshua

IDK you should still really think it over anyway ;)

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thochaos

B for sure, I have way too many games already.

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Jonex

I can smell your virginity from here.

It stinks.

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Disturbed0ne

/thread

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Exactually

this.

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ArmadX

Number 2 i guess..

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AnythingYouWant

I don't know, maybe I want a wife.

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Fragger

Eh, I would much rather go with the games, to be honest. Not only would that save me a ton of money, I'm just not the type of guy that is looking for sex. I would much rather prefer to have a long, fun relationship over option #2 any day.

Plus, the way that I see it, it would get pretty old knowing 100% of the time that your attempts to hook up with a girl will always work. For guys like that, wouldn't the challenge, or just not knowing how it was going to play out, be part of the fun?

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Shannara55

+1

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Owlehvar

First option because...reasons.

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speedbrat

go balls deep on every girl, fuck yea!

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Zlia

Déjà vu. But I guess this is slightly different.
First option of course. I don't see a reason to explain the stuff other people already mentioned. :P

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Tapewormz

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Have sex with Nancy Grace or Honey Boo Boo's Mother? Suicide isn't an option.

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sgobbone

A for sure!1!1!!!!1!!!1!!!!!

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Closed 11 years ago by Tallgor.