WOULD YOU RATHER...

Be able to get any and every game you want FOR FREE for the rest of your life (systems/PC's too)

OR

Fuck any girl you want whenever and wherever you want for the rest of your life.

CHOOSE WISELY

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Option A. I'd rather not go to jail for the rest of my life.

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rofl

11 years ago
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I want to choose option B but i don't want to go to jail.

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A: i could just sell old games and get new ones and get money out of it, girls love money D:

11 years ago
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option a, sell vidya games, put gaben out of business with gamersgate screwup prices all the time, that way he will actually have to make hl3 instead of getting money from steam sales

11 years ago
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Option A, because I would much rather have a wife and live a monogamous life than option B.

11 years ago
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You still want Option B, because a wife doesn't necessarily keep the same sex drive as when you and she are dating. Just some fair warning young grasshopper.

11 years ago
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Women hit a sexual peak at around age 40, men hit a sexual peak at around age 20. Or so they say.

11 years ago
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Let me guess.... you're not married....

The wife's sex drive goes down the very next day after the wedding :)

11 years ago
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Option B since i already have a lot of games :P

11 years ago
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Was SteamGifts featured on IGN or something?

11 years ago
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Wow, really? Is this even a question?
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B

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what I'm trying to say is; you should try getting out the basement some time.
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Maybe people just dont want to contract an STD or deal with sticking their dick in crazy. Just because someone chooses games over sex doesnt make them some virgin basement dweller.

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With an absolutely hypothetical "if you could" question, it's safe to assume if you had the ability described, you wouldn't have to worry about any of that, magically, anyway. Since it's totally hypothetical.

And choosing games, a form of virtual entertainment there's enough of already in most of our lives, over sex, a form of real human intimacy, is pretty sad if you ask me.

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I choose A because I don't need the help of whatever Mystic force is powering this to get a girl.

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Noone said anyone needed anything. There's a hypothetical free offer of something, might as well hypothetically take it.

The thing to pick might have been "infinite perfect mangos for the rest of your life" and I'd still pick it. Do I need them? No. But I'd still pick em as I like mangoes..

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what if im a homosexual ;~;

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lol

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then you could pick option A

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That's not a choice. Then all that's left of the thread is "hey guys, imagine if you could have any game you ever wanted :D !!!1!!1"

No fair for him.

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well, there aren't much choices for female SG users either

complain to OP to add more choices

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I pirate everything already.

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2ULTIMATE4ME

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4ultimate8me

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6ultimate12me

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Does B waive jail time? Can videogames and PCs from A be sold? If selling is allowed, definitely A and then money = bitches, if no selling and no jail time, B.

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"Waive jail time"..? o_O

So you're basically admitting to wanting to molest children??? >_>

Or am I missing something in your post??

Please tell me I'm missing something in your post...

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Rape? But also young children. Mainly waiving rape.

11 years ago
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Very poor joke... (I'm also finding it really hard to believe that you're actually joking...)

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Well if you fuck everyone and anyone, you're probably raping. The poor joke should probably be two down where I mentioned getting vaginal blood from the first instance of sexual intercourse all over my household and how its very annoying with young children.

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he likes young girls.

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Mainly this

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i like them too. they are cute. lol

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But the blood gets everywhere and stains.

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so? just wash them. they are still cute!

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I mean, not like cut blood. ;)

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lol. i love little girls, they make me feel so good!! lol.

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YEs! Her name is Bubba though. :)

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lol

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Option A. I don't want to become STD-man.

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+1 LOL

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The Same

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Option B is called Rape if the girl doesn't want it.

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+1

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Thank you. Every one keeps saying "Do I have to go to jail?" as if thats the big concern.

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Option A, I would pay less to have fun.

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A, but mainly because if I am allowed to get massive amounts of everything and resell all of the games/systems I want. Then I would be filthy rich and that would be even better than B.

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Gonna go with option A of course! =p

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What makes you think future video games obtainable through A won't include realistic depictions of B?

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Nothing. If you think that will happen you are free to choose option A.

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If I wanted casual sex I could find that easily. There are enough horny people on my planet, continent, state, city to fulfill my wishes, but I want something more than emotionless love. So I'll take the vidjeo games.

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Definitely B. I would love to have say Mila Kunis whenever and wherever I want. I already have to many games to play. Now being able to play with her all the time would be the ultimate game for me.

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Depends when you say any girl does this count 2d girls?

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What if I have both already?

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fuck any girl, duh

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Games for life. I already can get sex whenever from my spouse.

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A for sure, girls are over rated

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Closed 11 years ago by Tallgor.