Do you give names to things?

my computer gets called "dont freeze you fucking piece of shit" but only when times get gloomy, however i do tend to call names to some guns in the game, i remember than in stalker shadow of chernobyl, i had a fast shooting ak 47 with sigth for preety much half of the campaing, i called it "last stand" cuz i liked to use it when enemies stormed at me.

Yes, my laptop is Yog-Sototh, pc is Nyarlatothep, external HDDs: Cthulhu and Hastur. No I am not Azatoth.

My sword is called "this is sword."

I've given a name to this key, I call him Fred. Goodbye Fred.
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no, sounds kinda odd to give objects a name

Yes. I name my dogs.

I don't, I'm terrible with names :/

i give name to my profile :)

I call every noob suckamalaka

Lol, i never give name's to things lol sounds creepy.

i call them baby

Why would you name objects? Do you look at your fork when eating and think "Hey Bob, spear me a carrot please" ??

U weird ;P

I'm naming all the stars. But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion.

I always stick to default names like Computer, Home, and Pikachu. I'm lazy like that.

All my computers have a theme of characters from video games and increase alphabetically as I get more. So far my Computers are Altair, Brick (Borderlands, also a bit brick like of a netbook), and Chell (Portal, also has a story). Then my phones are sidekicks, and all I have there is Atlas (Portal again). Then my external hard drives are items: Apple of Eden (Assassins Creed), Blue Koopa Shell (Mario Kart). If I ever get into tablets, I was thinking of making them Animated characters (like pixar characters and such). I also theme all of the wallpapers and sounds with things that match up with the theme. I go all out :P.

Well, almost everything is called Bob. My car's named Bob, my computer's named Bob, even every bottle of beer is named Bob. After I finished one, I do a funeral for Bob and then I take a look at the fridge. Suddenly there he stands: Bob! Out of nowhere he came back from death. I'm always so happy, I start crying. Not going to talk about my weed...

I called my Samsung laser printer "Samuel L Printer". Does that count?

I call my penis "Goliath".