I came home from work the other day and my chick was cooking me food. I asked her how long it would be and she said 15 minutes. I'm like hell naw man, I came home from work tired and my chick doesn't have anything ready. It's a disgrace. I told her that I was gonna go hang with my friends at the gym later and she needed to hurry up.

when i looked down I noticed the baseboards were dirty, I asked her about it and she said she didn't notice it but she would clean it right away. I don't know about you guys but in my house that behavior DOES NOT STAND. i quickly went into the kitchen, grabbed the pan of spaghetti she was cooking, and tossed it right into the garbage can. i said im eating out tonight, then she immediately began crying and ran out the door. she scratched my hummer H2 on her way out, i dont know how. its at least $1000 scratch. I want to sue her but I think there's a chance she might come back to me. What can I say to get her to stop being so emo and childish?

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Trololo.

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wait! who is the childish one? i'm lost :|

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cool story bro.

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You have to say that you were hungry and sorry.
apologize.

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The answer is to give her a potato.

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Please tell me this is a troll.

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Treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a greek Goddess, and then a person again.

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Please be a puzzle somewhere in there...

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But then who was the phone.

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you sound like a horrible person

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Say hi to my blacklist love ;)

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I actually laughed to this comment....

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Drugs will help both of you with both of you.

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Gr8 b8 m8, etc etc

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i r8 8/8

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Shitposts Intensifying

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Blacklists rule.

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The amount of fails in this post is too damn high!

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she ran out? how dare she leave the kitchen?

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Give her to me i can keep her away from you if you let me have her :))))

question : pls post a photo to meah?

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Do these steps :

  1. Go buy a diamond ring for her as the act of apologize
  2. before you said sorry , do some sliding dogeza or some extreme dogeza like this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvxmNZEsjY
  3. give her the ring as proof that you are very serious with her and will do anything to keep your relationship
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Oh I forgot to add, the fact that she COOKS something for you means she care about you, and you, like an idiot, just threw it away! GO AND APOLOGIZE YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!

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