When he's homeless from his endless gifting sprees, he can sleep on my couch.
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I do not wish to know what GLaPOS does... I like being able to sleep at night... not in horror...
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Glappy is my sugar daddy. Well I guess technically he is OUR sugar- BACK OFF EVERYONE, HES MINE!
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Glappy is kind of a celebrity around here. Its not only because he is a good contributor, but also because he is involved in the community and an all around nice person.
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Well you think it's idiotic, but why do you have to ruin it for all the other people having fun? It does not effect you much does it? Just saying let people do what they want to do even if you think it's a waste of time. People enjoy wastes of times (Why do you think so many people play games, eeh?)
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In movie industry with Billy Herrington. What did i win?
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GLaPOS doesn't need a job. GLaPOS is just Cthulhu's steam account. After trying for centuries to drive man mad it has finally resorted to giving away madness. Reports are in that those who have won GLaPOS's giveaway have displayed a sudden desire for muffins and believe they are 'The Batman'. There is even one report of a gift receiver burning his house down in order to bake some muffins.
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He's a secret undercover agent for Valve gifting people as an experiment. On what may seem to look like an act of good will, is actually a conspiracy filled with twists and turns. First he observes the people's reaction from the gifts, then he discretely takes a DNA sample via the gifting system because when the user opens the gift, it also sends his fingerprints & sweat electronically from the mouse to the Steam client back to Valve. Within 6 months electronic old men will take over the world to implement Steam as the only monopoly center for games.
Coming Summer 2012
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He descended from Valhalla on a chariot made of gold and stuff and the entire sky erupted with glorious light as he made he way down to live amongst the mere mortals. As his first act of being a viking with a beard, he created video games and allowed Blizzard to create a viking game suitable for his tastes. He was pleased with the result and allowed Blizzard to reign supreme and unchallenged for decades. This was the first act of GLaPOS.
Second, GLaPOS designed the concept of 3D by showing people a box, then rotating it and then said "Make this." And made it they did. A Japanese company, having previous success in small moving pictures on larger moving pictures, converted their franchise to this new idea of 3D and made "Super Mario 3D," which GLaPOS enjoyed. However, he grew curious as to why Mario did not have a beard but GLaPOS let Nintendo prosper because GLaPOS harbors no hatred towards fellow gamers. This was the second act of GLaPOS.
Finally, GLaPOS decided that he wanted a place to store all his games and told a man named Gabe, GLaPOS referred to him as Gaben since GLaPOS likes the letter n (although he doesn't like M since it's dumb) and everyone has since follow suit, to make such a place for him. GLaPOS, feeling confident in Gaben, allowed him to make Steam unguided and, upon receiving the early product, decided to help and make it not green and blocky and gross. So, using his magic, he turned shovelware into a program required for every PC gamer, and was allowed access to the vast library available, as well as all future releases. It was here that GLaPOS, instead of abusing this privileged like a normal viking with a beard and magic powers, he decided to share his games with the world. Thus bringing us to where we are today.
At least I think.
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