Solution : volthezar Drenk Coutch ez {vDCez} Here

It's been Fun guys. I love you all. Happy New Year.

//RANT START

Oh My God !

I don't know any of you tools. Where are all my old friends? Why are the posts so shitty?

This site used to be so much fun, it meant something to all of us. Now it's just an over populated ghost town hosted on a server.

I still remember how my old buddy volthezar and I used to flood the forum with our comments. He used to say "Drenk" and I used to reply with "Coutch". Real funny comments they were.

Where are all those stupid puzzle makers? Cough Student123 Cough His were shitty too but at least they had the magic in them. Now all I see are ez ones.

Sigh I guess I'm getting old too, I'm sure you'll be reading this post and going "Who the f**k is this guy??". Well I'm the guy who was known for my bad grammar.

You will probably even start a comment chain below with "Get out and never come back" variations.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I miss you volthezar (No Homo)

//RANT END and BLACKLIST begin :)

Word of advice, Only level 2 players are good and beware, you hang around for a while and you will see DOOM.

Big Clue

Last Clue : It's easy :)

8 years ago*

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Do you remember me? T_T

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OMG, I LOVE YOU
OMG, I USED TO LOVE YOU
Obligatory #*potato*# poll answer which would be the most voted back in the day.

How 'bout making new friend? :) (not me tho, you sound like a twat (I kid) )

PS: Drenk?

8 years ago
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Coutch!!!

Is that you volthezar?? I missed you buddy

8 years ago
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I can be anyone you want, as long as you squint hard enough!

8 years ago
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( ̄。 ̄)

8 years ago
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Hi, it's-a me! Your old friend volthezar!

8 years ago
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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

8 years ago
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Well, unfortunately, I'm still here. I remember you, too.Fun days were to be had back then. You guys along with Oddllama..... Oh the fun people are gone. :(

8 years ago
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Ay yoooo Aye People are gone :(

8 years ago
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i'm still beautiful.

8 years ago
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umm no

8 years ago
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sarcasm will be missed as usual and blacklists will be delivered as usual

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8 years ago
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Blacklists I care not. Sarcasm hurts me <3

8 years ago
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There are no more fun people, only animals left - cows, cats, owls, chickens - and one tree.

8 years ago
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You're missing out Pikachu. God damn animalphobia. :/

8 years ago
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I was about to mention that sexy beast but then I thought it's so obvious that everybody knows it already I^v^Ib

8 years ago
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I have an excuse: I'm German. Nobody expects us to be funny.

8 years ago
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You're rich and you prospect well, you don't have to be funny I~voI Polish people laugh to stay sane I^v^I

8 years ago
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Considering what 2016 brought to all of us, laughing is probably all that keeps most of us sane. ;)

8 years ago
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You should've added Porkachu. Just like pikachu but tastier.

8 years ago
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Just like pikachu but tastier.

That's why there are no Porkachus on SG anymore. They've been eaten

8 years ago*
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Obviously an apocalypse happened, just the lucky one survived, and who went in time into their reserved place in our VaultTech™ vaults :)

8 years ago
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There also used to be more bananas around. These days I'm the last one of my kind :(

8 years ago
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Eats Nanabanana, now your kind is extinct

8 years ago
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Student hasn't been on in so long. :o

8 years ago
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its almost as he is cured.

8 years ago
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Yeah, He Graduated and was looking for a job wasn't he?? SIGH Real life must've caught him.

At least, I got you and you got elbows right? right?

8 years ago
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this tickles the old men inside me, and myselft too.

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8 years ago
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Dude, like, seriously. Like, man.

Okay, that's all I got.

8 years ago
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I think its more like Bruh.

8 years ago
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Oh, okay mate.

8 years ago
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NO, it's bruh for you bruh.

8 years ago
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Right-o, brah.

8 years ago
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This the weirdest cryptic puzzle I've ever seen

8 years ago
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You clearly haven't been on the internet for long.

8 years ago
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Leave and never come back.

Not really, just thought it might be part of the puzzle (◕‿-)

8 years ago
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You made several spelling errors in “Get out” ;) Nice idea about it being part of the puzzle, though. Watching this space.

8 years ago
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"Get out and never come back" variations.

So I replaced 1 word.

8 years ago
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2 words, and, as I said, it was a good try. Sorry, I'm just being cheeky.

8 years ago
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Touché

8 years ago
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sorry man its not part of the puzzle.

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8 years ago
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Hey there tris !!!!

8 years ago
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That is twatiest puzzle ive ever seen.

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Then you've probably not seen my earlier rant about puzzle makers a long time ago.

8 years ago
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all your old friends left just like you! maybe not all of them and things always change, especially stuff on the internet. I guess welcome back.

8 years ago
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So you're my friend now right? Where ever you comment Drenk, I will reply with a Coutch.

pl0x

8 years ago
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I found your boyfriend.

8 years ago
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You've found something impossible yet can't find the puzzle.

Bruh SMH.

8 years ago
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But but, he said the magic word.

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Nope, sorry man I think you have been mislead. This is very similar to all my other puzzles. You find one and you will find the answer.

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I've seen them, but they usually relied on obvious changes, here, not so much.

Also, not sure if using "its" instead of "it's" is intentional...

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AH, "its" is not part of the puzzle. The "text" that make you feel "WTF is that?" are the ones you need to look at.

8 years ago
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Ok, Thanks.
You might want to correct that then. its is possessive, while it's = it is
Merry christmas.

8 years ago*
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I miss OddLlama.

8 years ago
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You missed me also right? RIGHT??

8 years ago
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I actually do remember your avatar!

I miss llama and his stupid llama-math. He still hasn't seen the pictures he'd asked me to take. :(

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<3 man

8 years ago
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Clue Added. More clues in next 24 hrs if less people solve it.

8 years ago
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any more clues?

8 years ago
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No more sorry. I basically just gave up the solution.

8 years ago
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well, I understand what I need to search but I only see 3 such words, 1 of which repeats 2 times. In other puzzles it was much more obvious. I give up I guess..

8 years ago
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You just need to look for one more.

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I tried^^ even with 2 more (changing them), but no luck

8 years ago
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It's easy. :P

8 years ago
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Hey I added one more clue (Last one). Its easy.

8 years ago
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thanks, got it!

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Haven't the foggiest.

8 years ago
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foggiest fog?

8 years ago
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ily kill

8 years ago
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ilyt Jamoke

8 years ago
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Yeah I have no idea what I'm supposed to do here XD

8 years ago
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I've added a clue. Its very similar to this post.

8 years ago
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In the clue it was easy to notice the code, in this one there are a lot of possibilities since nothing really stands out. :/

8 years ago
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Good luck

Insert Liam Neeson Meme here

8 years ago
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I have come to you so you do not need to find me, you can already skip to the second part of the job.

8 years ago
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Bang .... done

8 years ago
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rip Garcias + the almost impossible chance of getting into a private giveaway

Drenk

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Coutch !!!

8 years ago
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I'll play with you!

8 years ago
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Drenk

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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Coutch... Dang it somebody stole my stage !!!

8 years ago
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"over populated ghost town hosted on a server"
i'm really f****d with this one, like it's bugging me a lot but I don't know if it's really part, if it is how am I supposed to know what that leads into?

8 years ago
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COLD

8 years ago
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impenetrable gibberish

hello kindred spirit but fuck puzzles

8 years ago
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It's like Fort Knox but with words.

8 years ago
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naw - i assume that the "big clue" you linked is the solution to a previous puzzle of yours, which, as far as i can tell, is literal gibberish xD

8 years ago
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All I have is gibberish

8 years ago
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View attached image.
8 years ago
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I'm so smart that Batman doesn't even know I'm still alive!

8 years ago
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now he does.

8 years ago
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No he doesn't, because Batman isn't real. DUH.

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