Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!"
The other cow says pretty much the same thing.

Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

[very long pause…]

“Java.”

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Jack was sitting on the floor... then he fell off

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What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?
Use the Pony Express.

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Job interview : "What's your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty"

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a fuck what you think."

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"What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?"

"Curl Up and Dye."

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