thanks :)
(1st person ): hey man. have u heard the latest joke? ( 2nd man ) hey. what joke? 1st: u just heard it trololololoolllll ( the joke didnt exist in the first place XD )

Worst joke ever? Whatever bad pun the "talkie" of the Americas Funniest Home Videos is trying to pull.

Thanks ! A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "for you, no charge."

Parallel lines have so much in common,
it's a shame they're never gonna meet.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other? Nothing, they just waved.

( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡- ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) obrigado!

When 2 tomatoes are crossing the street, the 2nd one is run over by a car. Then the 1st one sais: "come on ketchup, let's continue".

Thank you kindly! =D

Thank you ^^

Thanks ^^

Everybody thinks that a pirate's favourite letter is "R" but it's actually "C" You get it?

steht ein Manta vor der Uni

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Awesome! Thanks! (>‿◠)✌

Gramercy :)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Thank you ^^