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heya :D
as always I hope your day was fantastic!

well the last time I asked for nice jokes and so many good ones came :DD so maybe now you want to tell me about like smthng really awkward happend 2 you or u know.. "a friend of yours" haha :DD

and here's my story:
once, I really don't know y, but I thought about something which happened a long time ago, like a conversation or something I don't remember right now. And I had to cringe, like physically, I really don't know why but it happened. But I wasn't in my room, I was in the hallway of the building I am living at the moment. And it happened - I cringed - and after that I looked up. And there was a woman in front of me, looking at me like really freaked out, I don't even want to know how I looked like, maybe like I was in pain or something haha. And I was surprised too (and embarrassed haha) so wanted to look normal, so I just started to smile like hell and just said "HI" and she also said "HI" but we both knew that was idunno super weird lel.

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I don't really have any awkward stories. I have one I'm not proud of though. Back when I was in the navy, me and a navy buddy was told to report to a new ship we were supposed to be sailing with. So we get there, and a couple of people welcomed us, and we were led straight to the ship bar. I remember just planting my luggage outside the bar and going in. I'm not really that social, nor a drinker, but I thought what the hell, let's break the ice. I remember very little from after entering the bar, a few images of me stumbling down to my bed (Which was the highest of 3, so it had 2 beds underneath). I have a memory of puking in my sleep. When I woke up, my bed was soaked in puke, and the 2 beds beneath me was soaked in puke as well. No one really hated me for it, since I cleaned up my own mess. I did have that 6-bed room for myself for a couple of days though until the stench was gone. No one knew who I was, so for a while there, I was just "puke".

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Thanks! :)

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I was dating a girl who had a twin sister. One time she asked me if I thought her sister was attractive.

Just think about that for a little while. Play out some scenarios in your head.

There is absolutely no correct answer for that. Ever. I know this because I tried every one of them. And it was super awkward.

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One time I peed on the carpet.

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I don't know how fantastic my day was, since I just woke up. But thanks :)
And thanks for the nice giveaway

Funny RL-stories? Before my first coffee? I'm not sure how funny it was, but it kind of amused me: I have the habbit of getting a very grim expression when in deep thoughts. And I usually am thinking about one thing or the other when I take a stroll. So one day this intimidating looking, tall and strong guy came from the side, saying "Excuse me". All I did was to look at his direction, ready to hear what he wanted. He lifted his hands apologically and said "Hey man, I just wanted to ask what time it is..." before quickly backing out. Before I could reply to that, he was gone.

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