TLO ROLL CALL!
anime club, dude, just rep your work
we like a super-sayan stuffed in a checkered shirt
all you motherfuckers wanna try and test the verse?
listen up -- here them players that'll get ya hurt

GLOMP ME! yo, i'm chillin' here with mah friendses
got that driftwood chain and transition lenses
straight shinin', ya'll, forehead gots to gleam
all them TLO homeys call me 'oxyclean'

well, i'm Baby Fillipe, girls call me "Surprise"
cuz when I'm layin' pipe, lasers come outta my eyes
known to flip like Freeza when i'm enraged
got a level 20 half-orc fire mage

Mr. Casual Khakis -- Sweaters-From-Moms
got a rap attack that blasts cats better than bombs
i'm all history and learnin', not them sports n' crap
check out my basement! i'm workin' on a torture rack!

(in a deep voice ala that annoying fucker from jurassic 5)
Big Red in the back with so much soul
Make snacks and operate the remote control
Ya'll ain't gotta hate on the way I roll
If you wanna pick the movie, just vote in the poll

ay yo - fuck the system; The Man is ghey
gonna smoke five blunts and watch anime
Skeez, the TLO hook-up, ya'll bitches jock me
Keep it locked down, slangin' that wet n' pocky

step back, boys, i roll with the TLO
so think twice 'fore you roll up and say hello
Margaret, ya'll, my steez keep 'em duckin' for cover
deviantart style -- animes fuckin' each other

call me Celph-Satisfyde, i'm the mastermind
mix up your manga titles and your ass is mine
frontin' on me? that's a crime
when i'm in the room with beotches, yo, it's sexual harassment time

FRANKLIN -- here i come, devastatin' the track
drankin' a forty, got a dozen shorties waitin' in back
hey, ya'll! there's some empty seats near da TV
i got a six of Dew, ya'll can watch Akira with me

(beatbox solo)
PHOOOM doom PHWAAAACK ka (heee-uh hee-uh) PHWAAACK
eeeeer-wicka-a-a-ANIME CLUB

who the heck are these people? haven't asked 'em yet
i guess i joined an anime club by accident
i'ma slide out the door 'fore these dudes assume
they're legit cuz there's a real asian in the room

yeah, nine mc's and one dj
we be gettin' down with no delay
fuck you, mom and dad, we're here to say
japan is better than the USA