I will take this time to preemptively say "You're welcome" to your "Thanks". Instead of just posting "Thanks" you should post your favorite joke! (Preferably of the knock-knock variety)
My current favorite knock-knock joke:
You say, "Knock knock"
Your friend says, "Who's there?"
You say, "Interrupting Cow"
Your friend says, "Interupting cow wh-"
And then before they finish you say, "MOOOO!"
(It doesn't really work in text mode but it actually is a really good joke)
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Why did the little girl drop her icecream?
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Because she was hit by a car
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Not a tank? This is GTA after all.
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This is GTA, not BF. derp
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Derp, there are tanks in SA.
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becuase she's stupid
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hahaha
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Thanks
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(thanks too, one bad joke for a great giveaway :P)
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I don't know any jokes, but will you take a funny video? Well her-no? TOO BAD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhG54SJHpW0 Thanks!
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Nice, thanks
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Knock knock! Who's there? The abominable snowman! The abominable snowman who? Hey, is that how you treat your long lost twin?!
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Thank you!
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Thank you
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Knock knock! Ow.
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ty
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thx
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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, no, it's to whom.
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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it is destroying his family.
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A man walks into a bar and says "ow".
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I forgot any good knock-knock jokes, so here's an Irish joke instead.
Question: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Answer: None.
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Knock Knock!
-Who's there?
Fail!
-Fail who?
iFail...
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-Knock, Knock.
+Who's there?
-Doctor.
+Doctor Who?
-No, I'm the Doctor!
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+1
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Ive been looking for a giveaway of this game since someone destroyed my ps2 disk.
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A latino, a black guy and a japanese guy walked in to the bar and the bartender said....
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Thanks!
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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'
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I lol'd
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For Omegle:
Knock Knock
Then disconnect.
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Alright, uploader you want a joke?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
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You deserve a metal.
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thanks!
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