I don't know jokes, sorry :p

thanks #2

I don't know any good jokes at the moment, so sorry!

Thanks!

Rope walks into a bar, bartender says we don't serve ropes here. Rope goes out, ties a knot at its end, and has someone fray it. Comes back in, bartender looks at him and says hey, aren't you the rope that was in here a minute ago. Rope says frayed knot!

THX

Knock knock. Who's there? Thank. Thank who? You're welcome.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go "moo"!

Hey, you asked for my best joke, not for a good joke ;)

Thank you...

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A guy walks into a bar...

"Ow!"

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no jokes sorry...

A Grandfather is talking to his grandson

“You know in the good old days, you could go to a store with a quarter,

and get a loaf of bread,a dozen eggs, a watermelon,and a brand new bike.But today, you can’t do that,

nope,

…………………………………

there’s just way too many surveillance cameras.

Thank you!

Thank you!

I am a bad Joker.

If you know what I mean.

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

2 Guys walk into a bar...
You would think the second one would know better

"Best joke"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with.

What's the difference between a cow and a crow ? One letter.

I was standing in a field wondering why Frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

Thanks for the awesome giveaway!