PLEASE NOTE: This is a key! It will be sent through e-mail or chat before the end of the day!

Well, I finally hit the 1K Comment Club today. A couple of the ones that boosted me were, admittedly, spam, and I sincerely apologize for those. I wasn't thinking when I posted those, and they have since been deleted. This won't happen again... baring unforseen consequences involving a stampede of the unholy spawn of several herds of alpacas and capybaras, that is.

Anywho, I figured I'd finally get around to finally creating my first giveaway, to make up for the spam (once again, so very sorry), give back for my epic win last week (Saints Row The Third Full Package, yay!), and just generally being nice. Oh, and contributor value. Can't forget that.

Sorry if this isn't a particularly good game, but I know someone out there will enjoy it. I know I did. Now I just have to play Lone Survivor and see which is better. So, if you win, let me know how to send it to ya: through chat or e-mail, makes no difference to me. Just let me know how to send you this disturbing little game.

And for those of you who sat through my nonsensical ramblings, you deserve a reward. Here's Gilbert Gottfried reading Fifty Shades of Grey. It's better than you think (NSFW). Enjoy, and good luck! =D

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