a joke :)

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap...

...He was high on my list of priorities

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles.

I don't know any jokes, I fail sry :´( :´( :´( :´(

What did baby corn ask to mama corn ?
-"Where is pop corn ?"

Aw man, that my last clown joke :(
Anyway . . .

SFW:
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

NSFW:
What's the difference between Jesus and a vagina?
A vagina can handle a couple of nails.

puto el que lee

Why did they make white chocolate?

So black kids can make a mess too!

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Thank you!!!

TNKS

Tnks

What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.

I just die in your arms tonight :D xD

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