No generic "thank you" messages please - doing so either means you're a bot or simply couldn't be bothered to read the description - which could be worse than a bot - I've not quite figured out what that might be though... a leech perhaps?
Tell me a joke however and I'll add you to my whitelist - next month I'll post something I've not seen on Steam Gifts yet :)
Update - as promised... Gimbal
Thanks :3
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Not so great, but it's the only one I remember after last night's party:
-What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
-It gets toad away.
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Thanks.
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I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. And then it hit me. :P
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not the best one but here u go;d
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not terrified and screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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A: I run 100 meters in around 8 seconds.
B: What? That's a world record, how do you do that?
A: I use a shortcut, silly!
Sorry if it doesn't translate well into English.
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I have to warn all of you to stay clear of the supermarket at the crossing between 5th street and Lincoln Boulevard. There are two hot young girls there that come by your car, pretending to ask you some questions about a survey and then they start flirting with you. The problem is that afterwards, while one of them gives you an amazing oral sex, the other is stealing your wallet and everything that there is in it. Be very careful, as this is a known scam. Believe me, this happened to me on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday and I plan to go there again tomorrow!
On a totally unrelated side note, you can find down the same street fake wallets at only 2 dollars a piece.
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Thanks for this Great Giveaway
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Thanks m8
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Thank you!
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Thank you :-)
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Q: Name a useless superpower.
A: USA
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Well, i am not good at jokes but i watched this video today and it made me laugh :)
Clicky
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OK, here's an off-color joke told to me by a girl I once knew.
Q. Why did the rubber fly across the room?
A. Because he was pissed off.
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Knock Knock...
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What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord?
My ass.
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.
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Thanks a lot!
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Why are pirates so popular?? They just arrrr
i know where the exit is... i'll show myself out
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Thanks!
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Why would a robot say thanks? Wouldn't it be easier to simply enter a give away without saying anything? I'm so confused.
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Perhaps to give the illusion that it isn't a bot? It only takes one person to write the code (where the facade might work) - a thousand others with little or no understanding can then copy and paste. If you're still not convinced though, take it as a metaphor - robots are built to handle repetitive tasks - folks trawling through lists clicking the same button, leaving the same message resemble some kind of drone at least...
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saying that - the majority have honoured the request for not including a spammy thank you message which is reassuring :)
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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+1
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Thank you!
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