Oh man. Unicorns.

Yes. YES!

The secret of the magic crystals? Soylent Green is unicorns!

Every steam user dreams of such a glorious moment.

Select your gun. Now, select your unicorn.

When I was a boy, my grandfather spoke reverentially of the Secret of the Magic Crystals. "But grandpapa, what IS it?" I would ask innocently. "You'll understand when you're older," he would slyly reply while taking out a cigar. "Some day," chuckling.

THAT DAY IS TODAY.

Oh it is so on that things have now become very much like Donkey Kong. I WILL win this! I have decreed it. The secret of the crystals will be revealed!

ABSO-FRIGGIN-LUTELY!

<3

I love magic, son. However, magic hasn't been good to me, I crafted 21 coals and got only coupons. :(

Anyway, I could use some good wonderful magic, let's see.

pony power!

Trololo!

If I win this I will lol forever.

Game of the god damned year right here.

I will play this game as a full time job. Which will take quitting my current job.

Aw, yay, magical unicorns~

A-a all my dreams!

They are coming true!

jessiej07's description of the game.

thanks
...and live in harmony harmony harmony

lol Entered. Hey, why not? Thanks!

I can't not enter for this game. Just owning it alone would be so hilarious it would be worth it. I would never need to open it.

Wow, this is a must have. Thanks!

YES!

omg

Choose your Gun!

I received one of these a few hours ago. AMAZING GAME.