Since you want to be original, I felt someone should break the news to you that this particular mistake has been made by millions of people, at much higher public visibility, for a much longer time - which makes it about as original as confusing "they're" and "their." I'm sure you'll figure out something else, though! For instance, maybe you could try putting periods between every letter, like people used to do when writing initialisms/acronyms (though it's kinda fallen out of favor these days). I haven't seen anyone do that before. Or maybe you could use ampersands instead of quotation marks. There are tons of completely untapped ways to screw up written English! Let your imagination run wild, and you'll be right back on track. Good luck!

You're not being original, you're being annoying and wasting your own time pressing shift so many times.