TUTORIAL, IN THE CAR PARK OF DISAPPOINTMENT™.
You are standing in an uncountable(*) array of parked cars. Cars of every shape or colour you can imagine.
After bumbling about a bit you finally notice the sign overhead which helpfully proclaims this to be the GENESIS section, which should help you return to your own vehicle once you've finished exploring the ZIGGURAT OF DISAPPOINTMENT™. Assuming this is where you've parked it, of course. But maybe it was over there? Who can tell?
Additional cars uncountable(*) extend NORTH and EAST.
(*) Well, virtually uncountable. I mean, we've got fingers. Toes. And computers - with enough time we could count anything.(**)
(**) Well, virtually anything. How much disappointment have you experienced so far? Care to put a number on it? There's more where that came from...
How disappointing! I came all this way for a parking lot?
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Sorry about that! :)
But somehow ten people are actually trying to win this thing. :)
I guess it's free money, with the precious cards... Profitz... :)
Good luck if you find something that's worth entering... :)
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Out of 30 entries so far, I imagine there are people who are genuinely interested in playing this. Honestly, I do not understand the need to be so cynical and negative about everything.
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Hmmm, you could be right, and I do hope so! :) Maybe it's actually fun, I haven't played it.
I'm not thinking "How dare anyone try to win these horrible, horrible games???" :)
It's just that I'm only able to give these games away in the first place because they have been repeatedly bundled and/or ultra-cheap at dailyindiegame or steamground, and probably one of those Russian places I can't figure out how to buy from...
I tend to assume everyone's got all this stuff in their library already... It's easy to forget that not everyone is a bundle buying junkie... Oh well...
In case anyone out there is reading this, try (IV)L552-YEABC-065H(VII)... :)
Oh, it's probably a spoiler, but the idea for the "disappointment" wasn't stinky bundle leftovers but because of the unreleased stuff deeper inside. Some people are going to have an unplayable game in their Steam library, teasing them for a month or two... Oh well...
Thank you! :)
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Thanks for key!
I will begin farming the cards now.
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Glad someone could use it! :) I'm only giving away stuff that I have extra keys for, just in case... :)
One problem with old bundle leftovers, though - sometimes a developer will have a meltdown and revoke all the unused keys. :( So it's good to know at least this game's keys are still good... :)
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I was just boggled that it was still there 4 hours later.
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Maybe some people "wanted the game" but decided reading comments was a bridge too far... :)
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Gonna show you the best method to solve these =p.
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Aha, that should work... Good luck in the next part, though... :)
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The disappointment is real. In myself, that is, since I can't figure out what I need to get out of this place. :P
(Edit: I spoke too soon)
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Hopefully that means you noticed whatever it was you needed to notice... :)
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;)
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thanks
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No problem, good luck! :)
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Hmm. Of every shape and colour I can imagine? And you spelled colour the British English way! Woot!
So at what point does something stop being a car and become something else. I mean, if it's aeroplane-shaped, is it still a car? What about if it's Mickey Mouse shaped? Or amphibious-landing-craft shaped?
(Apologies to John Cleese.)
In any case, thank you for the Ziggurat of Disappointment. I am prepared to be disappointed. :)
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Hmm, sounds like the car of Theseus... :)
Hopefully it's not all disappointment in there, but you know how things go... :) There's quite a lot... :)
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you cannot count my love for procrastination! I am at 6th dan on it!
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Well you only have two weeks, so don't wait too long... :)
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you are still in 級, I am in 段 , I know better ..... nooooooooot will try, but I am bad at this...
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ok, so i have seen the complete parking lot now
seems i have to wait some minutes for a hint xD
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Sorry! :) I hope the hint works... :)
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