I realize no one reads these or even cares but undeterred I press on.

Like everyone else, I have a YouTube gaming channel, Cheap & Cheerful (time-value reviews, let's plays, misc), and I just released a new video.
Two dudes, sixteen worms, and all the accidental team killing those things bring. Check it out, or don't. Whichever.
But why do you keep making videos if no one watches and no one cares? In fact if no one reads these why are you still typing? Do you like wasting your time?
Shut up you. I make videos because its fun and I'm typing because it's way too late. Also If you're just a figment of my sleep deprived mind why are you so mean? You're me, you should be on my side.

Alright, that got out of hand. Thanks to any who watch some videos, and good luck to all that enter.