This is Pijnacker Zuid.

This is Metrolijn E train to Slinge. The next station is Berkel Westpolder.
This is Metrolijn E train to Den Haag Centraal. The next station is Pijnacker Centrum.

A naked woman is bouncing on her bed singing. 
Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. 
He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! 
What on earth do you think you're doing?" 

She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says, 
I have the breasts of an eighteen year old." 
She starts laughing and jumping again. 

He says, "Yeah, right.  And what did he say about your 
45-year-old ass?" 

She just smiled and said, "Your name never came up." 

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