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Thanks, here's a totally true story for you:
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, then drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, then came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man; He saw it too.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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