You Are Not A Banana is set in everyday life and has a sprinkle of imagination and humor. The audiovisuals (free OST included) seek to evoke nostalgia for the 80s and 90s. This short form experimental game unfolds as a sequence of thought provoking events and surprises.
You smart, you loyal, you genius, you grateful. I appreciate that. Go buy yourself a house. Go buy houses for your whole family. Wait, say my name baby.
What are you talking?! Did you even read the whole emailtraffic and not the cutted version!? I'm 100% sure : you did not.
Sorry for my bad english. It's not my first language.
The pr guy just wanted some cheap free pr. And a personal revenge because i blamed him to his director. No serious publisher would hire a pr guy who calling out people with cutted emails. And i am glad that he won't get a job at any new serious publisher. . .
If you saw the whole emailtraffic (i uploaded it in our original traders group statement) you can easily see that the pr guy cutted more as 90% of the mail traffic! Yes, correct i wrote that i will change my review because the support does not response. And? Who cares?! It's free speech and the support is a part of the whole dev service. Nothing else. You will find 5000+ reviews like that on the sim city game at amazon.And all write that they are angry that the support did not response!
The only problem is that they saw a chance to use our size for some shameless calling out and pr, and some of our regular haters ( one old ex admin + some ex trial mods + a not accepted applicant and 2-3 of their friends) used their chance to put oil i nthe fire with posting some hot air with their regular accounts or 2 brand new accounds. Of course without any prove. They do it since months and these peopel are well known small circle.
As you can see (in the whole emailtraffic). my last words was i already changed my review and do not want to work with you anymore. And not "Gimme a cheap free key or i will change my positive review in a negative" lol.
I think i do not need to mention it but i do not need a cheap bundle game like that for my curators. I make alot of giveaways (not just on sgifts) mostly from my money, sometimes donated from one of our 450+ devs and publisher friends and i am not forced to threat a small indiedev to get a cheap free key for one of our curators. That would make no sense.
Thank you for your very serious invastigation. . .
Still delusional. You asked for keys, made it clear that you're going to give a good review for the keys, got no response, threw a tantrum, said that the group was going to write bad reviews.
You're an arse. Own it. Stop trying to pretend like people don't know how to read.
Another smart guy. Just read the whole emailtraffic before you post anything! I can understand that some people blindly trust a troll. But it's allways betther to check their words, otherwise your words does not look very smart. ;) It's normal to request a review key for our curators. I send it to one of my curators and he is able to test the game. And then our curator decide if he likes the game or not. We do not care if they gave us a key or not. They can not bribe us with a cheap indie key. lol. They give it to us because it does not cost them money to request press keys. So they have nothing to loose. They just can win. If we do not like the game they just hide our negative curation.Yes, they have the option to do it. It's to protect devs and publishers from spam and they can hide all small curations (not the reviews). This is the reason why you do not see negative curations on gamestore sites. You just see the negative reviews. Now you are a little bit smarter, hm? You do not trust me? ask steam or google it. If we like the game they use it as advertise. Simple. You did not know that. Correct? then do not write about things if you do not know anything about it.
Yessss. Thanks!
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I´M A POTATO
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Appreciate the chance!
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Thank you!
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Love the retro vibe. Thanks.
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Thanks so much! :D
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Thanks m8
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Muchas Gracias
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Hvala puno!
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Thanks!
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Thanks
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Thanks for the chance!
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if i am not a banana what am i?? thanks!!=>
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Maybe a cowmoobaby ? xD
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Thanks! =]
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Thank you!
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Brilliant!
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You smart, you loyal, you genius, you grateful. I appreciate that. Go buy yourself a house. Go buy houses for your whole family. Wait, say my name baby.
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gracias
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thanks
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Many thanks! :D
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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
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i cant read it clearly can u increase the font size !!
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xD
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Oh, hey, it's the guys who threaten to mass-bomb game developers with negative reviews if they won't give them free game keys, great.
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What are you talking?! Did you even read the whole emailtraffic and not the cutted version!? I'm 100% sure : you did not.
Sorry for my bad english. It's not my first language.
Thank you for your very serious invastigation. . .
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Still delusional. You asked for keys, made it clear that you're going to give a good review for the keys, got no response, threw a tantrum, said that the group was going to write bad reviews.
You're an arse. Own it. Stop trying to pretend like people don't know how to read.
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Another smart guy. Just read the whole emailtraffic before you post anything! I can understand that some people blindly trust a troll. But it's allways betther to check their words, otherwise your words does not look very smart. ;) It's normal to request a review key for our curators. I send it to one of my curators and he is able to test the game. And then our curator decide if he likes the game or not. We do not care if they gave us a key or not. They can not bribe us with a cheap indie key. lol. They give it to us because it does not cost them money to request press keys. So they have nothing to loose. They just can win. If we do not like the game they just hide our negative curation.Yes, they have the option to do it. It's to protect devs and publishers from spam and they can hide all small curations (not the reviews). This is the reason why you do not see negative curations on gamestore sites. You just see the negative reviews. Now you are a little bit smarter, hm? You do not trust me? ask steam or google it. If we like the game they use it as advertise. Simple. You did not know that. Correct? then do not write about things if you do not know anything about it.
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Thanks! :)
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