Hmm, a joke. I can't think of one for my favorites but here are two.
I went to the funeral of a friend recently who had drowned. We were going to get him a floral wreath, but instead we decided on a life raft. It's what he would have wanted.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? A: He was out standing in his field.
Happy Birthday!
Hmm, a joke. I can't think of one for my favorites but here are two.
I went to the funeral of a friend recently who had drowned. We were going to get him a floral wreath, but instead we decided on a life raft. It's what he would have wanted.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? A: He was out standing in his field.
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I like the scarecrow one :D
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Haha, so do I, fits my name too :)
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Happy birthday!
What's white and can't climb trees?
A refrigerator.
Idk why but that one always makes me laugh. If you want so more though check out this Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5z4b1u/whats_a_short_clean_joke_that_gets_a_laugh_every/?sort=top
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simple yet effective :D
Thanks for the link ;)
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