– Well. I don't even. Still. Oh my.
– Yes, Carl! YES!!! You are now ready to become an heiress of hidden Slavic mythology knowledge.
Go and read Folk Culture of the Slavs by Kazimierz Moszynski and when you're done we'll be ready to take over the world!
– Boss. I dunno. I'd have to, like, um, learn Polish to do what you say.
– Well, what are you waiting for?! Go and learn it, duh!

THE END

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