Thine kingdom! For it is thee, thine parcel of giveth awayethness! Tis Ye Realms Of Arkania: Blade of Destiny, and though I give it away I'm not insania.
It Just seemeth like a game I wouid not fancy. I enjoy the splendors of rpgs, but this one didn't "click" with me (pun intended, get it CLICK? Because it's a computer..). And so it came to be that here I am again on my own, like a drifter I was born to walk alone...etc.

BUT LETS BE REAL... You just want a free game, and I'm here to give it to you.. HOWEVER, I want you all to know that not only does the winner of this giveaway get Realms Of Arkania Blade Of Destiny, but they ALSO GET THE "For The Gods DLC" for free (figured they should be together, like little fluffy puppies from the same momma).

So enjoy that, and if you want this is a documentary about a man (I think he's in the game Realms of Arkania, a master of beasts, though I've never played the game, I just assume there is a beastmaster of sorts) and in this film of documented truth there is this portal that is opened up and all sorts of sh*t hits the fan. I think you'd all really like to see such an indescribable adventure take place.. I'll just cut to the CHASE! I know you'll enjoy it!

OK Ladies and Gentlemen, Do this, ENTER TO WIN This game, AND it's accompanied DLC in one go (though I will email the winner the code, it's assumed you will answer and respond to it otherwise I wont give it, but you understand that). So GO FOR IT, ENTER The DRAG(iveaway)GON!

IT'S ALL YOU!

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