Me : Mwahahahahaha! You cantankerous cad; you stepped right into my master plan. I'm such an evil supervillain.

Tighten : I'ma supervillain too.

Me : You're a villain alright; just not a SUPER one.

Tighten : What's the difference?

Me : Pulling out comically large button with heavy metal music in the background, an entire lightshow, fireworks, and a swarming threat of an approaching army of minions yielding lasers & rockets. "PRESENTATION"!

Thank you!

Many thanks for the opportunity!