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A hooker enters a bar...

I don't know any good jokes, so....
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A seal walks into a club.---An Irishman walks out of a bar.---A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple?
Genocide.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.

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I'll write "Thanks" now and tell you a joke later :D

what did cinderella say when she got to the ball?

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A man walks up to a bar, points at a glass at the other end of the bar, and tells the bartender "I bet you fifty bucks I can piss in that glass."

The bartender replies "You're on."

The man whips his thing out and proceeds to piss all over the bar. The top, the sides, everywhere except in the glass. The bartender starts laughing and says "I think you owe me fifty bucks."

The man smiles and hands the money over. The bartender raises an eyebrow. "Why are you so happy? You just lost fifty bucks."

The man replies "Yeah, but I bet my friend over there five HUNDRED bucks that I could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh about it."

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