Thanks for the chance!

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More a prank than a joke, but this one always gets me: http://i.imgur.com/rsQ93.png

A grasshopper enters a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey! Did you know we have a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper looks at him and asks, "Why do you have a drink named Bob?"

Thank you!

A man walks into an English pub and orders a pint of adenosine triphosphate. The barman says "that will be 80p"

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

So.... a baby seal walked into a club...
lol

:D ty everyone

me.

joking, I dont know any joke :c

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Thanks :)

A man finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. ''You have one wish,'' he says.
''Hmm...'' Man thinks a while and then shows the genie a map of the world: ''I wish all wars to end and people to be happy!''
Genie looks at it for a while and finally says:'' Sorry that's too hard, wish for something else,''
''OK, I wish for Liverpoool to win the Premier League!''
Genie looks at him with blank expression and says:'' Can you show me the map again please?''

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

I had thought of asking about blacklisting and OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T JOIN ANY GIVEAWAYS