-leaves a joke-

Did you know that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson used to be addicted to heroin?

He hit Rock Bottom and then decided to lay the smack down.

The joke is there is nothing to be joking about.

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So a magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store... XD

How many times do you tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles (Tentacles)

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The barkeeper does as ordered and says:
"For you no charge."

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Do you really want to leave the joke ? She will cry like a baby if she's alone. Poor joke. :(

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There were 2 alentejanos and they droped a 50€ bill, and then they crossed the road, when they saw they droped it one said, will you go there or will I go there? And the other gladly said, no one goes there, we'll wait till the wind changes directions. (You'll not get this but well).

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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.