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Will send via e-mail or add the person on steam, depends on my mood!

If you ain't shy enough tell me dirty a joke!

If you feel like thanking me, do it in your own language!

Cheers!

Mulțumesc. :3

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I was going to post the word that the Maori use to say thanks, so went to look it up.

They don't have a word for thanks. They might say their version of Hi / Good Morning, but thats it. :P

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Actually, both dirty jokes I can think of right now require some degree of pantomime. :-( So I'll have to thank you in my language: Díky za AqaNox!

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thank you for the giveaway!!!

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thx

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Thank you :)

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:)

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<3

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Thank you!

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How dirty should it be? I know few that are really not for public display (and some words are hard to translate), but here's one not so PG-18.

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

Hvala lega! (Croatian, btw. "lega" is translated as buddy, but used only in eastern part of Croatia, city of Osijek)

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Hvala lega, thats interesting!

I noted your joke btw, loved it!

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То дякую!

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Thanks for the opportunity at this.

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thx

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Thank you!

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Merci pour Aquanox.

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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

  1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
  2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
  3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
  4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
  5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
  6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
  7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, I think I woke up my neighboor.

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Thankies <3

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Thanks!

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Thanks

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THX!

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Thanks!

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TY!

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Thank you!

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thanks

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nice

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