Nothing funny. Only sadness and stress. Such is life with the desperate aim for money. Many thanks for the awesome giveaway. That put a smile to my face. :)

Have you ever pat a cat's butt when they do the wiggle butt thing? THey will jump like 3 feet in the air! True story :D
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I got pulled over by a cop once. Told me I ran the red light. Out of nervousness I told him that I didn't and I just crossed when it was still yellow. And how could I ran a red light if I was in a car, physically impossible to do unless it was a Flintstones type car. He quickly asked me to get out and did a sobriety test and a breathalyzer. I did what I was told and passed with flying colors. I apologized to the cop for being witty and I was nervous. He just laughed and asked if I was a comedian. Told him I liked stand ups like Gabriel Iglesias and he was a fan as well. He just let me go with a warning.

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I see funny things every day, but I had witnessed a quite weird scene a long time ago.

I was about 16 and waiting for a mate near a bus stop. As I stood there waiting, a car pulled on the other side of the road, with two young blokes inside, windows wide open and some loud electro-techno-pop music playing from the car stereo.

Not a even a minute later, an old lady popped out of a window just above the car. She was shaking her fist and yelled something like "Keep that s♥it down you mongrels!".
Almost at the same time, a girl came out from the same flat, and the guy in the passenger seat hopped out of the car and hugged her, while the car drove away.

She said something I could not hear, slapped him in the face, and walked away. He stood there rubbing his cheek, while the old woman kept shouting from above.
A couple minutes later, the girl was running back saying "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!". At this point he slapped her in the face, hopped into another car and drove away, while both the old woman and the young girl were shaking their fists and yelling profanities at him.

Then my mate arrived saying something like "Sorry I'm late, did I miss anything?", to which I answered, "Nah!"

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Haber si me toca un juego de una de mis sagas favoritas. Gracias por el sorteo

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I was hanging out with my friend, stuck in traffic on a busy street. We were playing 90's music off my Ipod, when The Lox - Wild Out came on so we blasted the speakers. Right after this song, Boyz II Men - End of the Road plays and we both just sang along. 90's R&B was just too good not to sing along to. After we're done belting out the chorus, I turn to my right and notice 2 teenage girls in the car next to us laughing at the two grown ass men singing Boyz II Men together.

It was funny for someone... :|

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saw two rabbits duel in the park yesterday. very exciting

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Okay, as per request, something true and funny. I have friend from university, who when answering the phone - at least with people with whom he can do those kind of pranks (obviously, he has a phone that shows the callers ID) - usually answers "County Crematory - You kill 'em, we grill 'em".

Thanks! Sorry no funny story today.

This rendition is based on a real incident that happened to a friend lol

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Sorry that I don't have any funny stories to tell you, but thanks for the giveaway :)

thanks for the giveaway

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Thank you for sharing.

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