Do you imagine what your life would be like if you were named Jethro, Cletus or Mary Beth?
Do you want to control a powerful machine that moves slightly faster than an average man walks?
Do you dream of driving over a scarecrow?
Don't be ashamed, we all do.

Now you can live the glamorous life by playing 'Farm Machines Championships 2014'
"Test your skills in new events, such as racing with forage wagons or transporting grain." That's right - TRANSPORTING GRAIN!
but wait, there's more!
"Tune up your machines by changing the gearbox, engine or brakes." I think I feel the need, the NEED FOR SPEED.
I don't want to give away anymore spoilers, but you know you'll love...no, you'll make sweet love to this game.

Get it for the Tractors.
Get it for Apple Pie.
Get it for your patriotic duty.
Get it for America (narrator stands up tall and salutes)

Make your kin folk proud by harvesting a chance for this key by pressing the 'Enter Giveaway' button.

Note: This GA description is not meant to belittle real farmers, just the farmers that think it's cool to play this game