thanks for the chance

thx)

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Two blondes were trying to nail shingles on different sides of a roof. The 1st blonde saw the other pick up a nail and throw it away, then pick up another and throw it away. She asked her why and the 2nd blonde explained,
"I pick up one and if it's pointing down, I figure it's a good nail. If it's pointing up, I toss it out & get another one."
"You dummy!" said the 1st blond, "Those are for the other side of the roof."

Thanks :)

So fast, thx man! ^^