Thanks!

How about a quote from Rorschach in Watchmen :).

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

some joke

There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks would never scan.
When he was asked why,
he said "it's because I
always try to put as many words into the last sentence as I possibly can!"

• "Knock knock"
• "Come in"

Ure a joke ahahah

Joke

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STREETFIGHTER

What did Ryu say to his son when he asked if he could go to the mall?
SHORYUKEN!

What did Ryu say to his son when he left the house?
BISON!

What kind of car does Ryu drive?
AN E.HONDA!

What did Ryu say to Ken when he saw him across the street?
HOUDOYOUDOKEN!

How did Ken respond?
Quite fine, thank you Ryu.

Thanks :)

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar.. ..and doesn't..

Дякую

wanna tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long

Thanks ! (Joking)

Some joke

I found this one online, long but worth it
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

some joke xd

thank you!

Me.

Two hydrogen atoms come out of a bar, suddenly the one stops and in shock pats itself down.

"Dude, I lost an electron!"

"Are you sure man?"

"I'm positive!"

Thanks!

A budding scientist called Prof. Gerben goes to a public conference for the first time, he's super nervous, and his stomach starts to churn right before his turn to speak, as he tries to go to the bathroom he's ushered onto the stage. He accidentally drops his papers on the ground because of the nerves, as he bends down to get them he lets loose a monster fart further boosted by his microphone to such an extent the windows shake. He leaves the city, swearing to never come back. Years pass, an he is forced by fate to return in order to attend his mother's funeral. He checks into a low key hotel under an alias. The concierge asks "You ever been here before sir?", "Once, many years ago," answers Gerben, "Had a rather embarassing moment". The concierge replies "Well that's alright, folk here forget stuff like that real quick",

"Was it before or after the Gerben Fart?"