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Rome Total War is one of those new jokes.

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Thanks

I need to think a bit about it...

Sorry, don't have a good joke for you.

Thank you fellow Roman!

Not exactly a joke, but really disgusting. Google jolly rancher story. You'll regret it.

i thank ye!

A married couple have just gave birth to a daughter.
Doctor comes in and says "I have some good news and some bad new for you both."
Husband: "Give us the bad news first Doc."
Doctor: "Well im sorry to say you child was born black,"
Wife: "Thats okay doctor we can live with that."
Doctor: "Thats not all, she also has suffered damage during your pregnancy and as a result has been born with only one leg and no arms. her face was also damaged and she will be blind from her left eye for life."
Wife starts to cry and husband says " Its okay Doc, we can live with that, no matter what she looks like she is our child after all."
Wife sniffles and asks "So can we hear the good news now?"
"Certainly" replies the doctor, "Its Dead!"

• "Mommy mommmy, I don't like granpda?"
• "Put him on the other side of the plate honey"

Yeah. It's crap.

Someone decimated my penguins.

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<insert sick joke here>

Thank you very much Piriax !!!!! :D

This is Spartaaa!

Спасибо!

Uh... I don't remember any jokes right now, I can give you this video.

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cant think of any

I too can't remember any jokes that would be sick or disturbing.

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I'm not really the type of persons that tells jokes, don't know any disturbing or Sick jokes.. well .. "SentoX" maybe. Ha.. funny.. well there you got, perfect example as to why i don't tell jokes :D

Thanks!

Hmmm... Don't have sick jokes for you O_o thanks for the giveaway ><

Thanks.