In a world where two worlds collide and demand the blood of the innocent as payment for doing whatever it is they want to do, comes Two Worlds: The Game! Challenge the established norm of open-world RPG's by embracing the utter mediocrity that is the first game in the series, which kept me entertained for approximately two hours before I started wondering what the hell I did to deserve this kind of punishment. Fight enemies with steel, brawn and the same fighting animations, over and over, as your character was trained to fight by The School of Redundant Fighting for Fighting Redundancy. Gaze in awe as Two Worlds prominently features a hero somehow even more monotone than Geralt in The Witcher 1.

Matter of factly, you should probably just play that game.

But, that's not all! Participate in this giveaway now and you will also (have a chance to) receive the sequel nobody asked for, for the game nobody wanted: Two Worlds II! In a land ravaged by worlds, two worlds clash with two worlds -- and when their powers combine, they are World War Two Worlds Two: The World-ening! Wage a war that makes little sense! Battle everything you can fight in order to say you fought them! Spend time doing whatever task they set you on, then stare in horror at yourself in the mirror as you wonder what your life has come to -- only after playing for merely an hour!

I'm so sorry for this giveaway. You didn't do anything wrong. It's me, I swear. You are still a good person. You were never meant to come here. Also, play Spec Ops: The Line. Much better than anything in this. Minus what I'm saying. I swear if you speak ill of me I will flex at the neighbors until their homes collapse from sheer terror.