thx

A guy walked into a bar

He said Ouch!

tnxx Skylark ;)

A man walks into a bar and notices in the back of the bar a man that looks and is dressed up like hitler. So the man goes to the bartender and asks is that hitler? the bartender then says why dont you go and find out. So that man walks up to the man and says are you Hitler? he replies yes. The man than says why are you here and why did you come back from hell? Hitler replies to finish what i was set out to do. The man says and what is that? Hitler replies to kill all the Jews and 1 chicken. The man than asks why 1 chicken? Hitler says i knew noone would care about the jews.

thank you, it's 5:30 in morning... can't think of anything interesting or funny. considering I got laid off and it's early.

Woah, thanks :)

What do you call a cow with a twitch??

... Beef Jerky

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thanks

• What do you call a bear with no teeth?
• A gummy bear.

Thanks!

Thanks!

Le dice una vaca a otra:
-Oye, que dicen que estamos locas!
-¿Y a mi qué me cuentas si yo soy un pato?

Thanks

Thanks

Thank you for the chance

why did the spy cross the road ? R: He didn't ... he never really was on your side :>

Muchas gracias.

Black holes are out of sight. Positrons are another matter.

And Death Rally was awesome in its former life, no doubt this will be as good!

Thanks

Thanks dude! :)

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if a tree falls in the wood & there is no one there, how would you know

Two muffins are baking in an oven.
One turns to the other and says "Boy its hot in here."
The other says, "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Also thanks :)

Do 8 Hobbits make 1 Hobbyte?