Who can jump higher than a house?
Everyone! Houses can't jump

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the fish say when he hit the wall ?
Dam

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts!

What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it

Two snowmen are standing together in a field. One turns to the other, looking confused.
"Can you smell... carrots?"

I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”

Thz

When God closes a door it's usually to keep the dog from getting out.

Why did the dog walk into the bar? Because they were trying to catch it!

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Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy.

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What's the scariest plant in the jungle?

BamBOO!

A guy with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar.

The barkeep says, "What's with the pumpkin head?"

The guy says, "well, I found a genie in a lamp, and he granted me three wishes, but I really blew it."

The barkeep asks, "what did you wish for?"

The guy says, "For the first wish, I wished for a million dollars, and I got that. For the second wish, I wished for a beautiful wife, and I got that."

The barkeep said, "Okay, but why the pumpkin head?"

The guy says, "That's from the third wish, which is where I really blew it."

The barkeep asks, "What happened?"

The guy says,"I wished for a giant pumpkin head."

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Thank you for this giveaway :)

Good luck everybody, thanks for giveaway

What weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

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