Play as a deranged cancer patient in this new exciting installment of the Hitman puzzle games. Including state-of-the-art graphics technology like bump mapping and God rays, Bioware went all out with their new must-own killer app. Featuring exciting new game play mechanics like racing in office chairs, wailing so hard on a guitar it looks like you're jacking it off, and backtracking through the entire fucking game to get out of reach upgrades, this is the definitive and must own game in the Hitman kart racing series.

Exciting set pieces include:

• Feed Hugh Hefner's dog
• Be a mall Santa
• Go clubbing in Vegas
• Hug a jogger to a man hole and watch him trip down it
• Walk around in a casino
• Throw money at paupers and beggars to rub in how you are of a higher caliber position in the social caste, and they are not
• Take a poop in the White House
• Watch people rehearse the same part of an opera for five hours straight
  and much more.

Note: this is the Game of the Year, All Years edition of Hitman: Blood on the Sand. I think you will enjoy the fact that Ubisoft went out of their way to create the best platforming experience on any console ever made, which I find a great achievement to do in the 20th entry of a fantastic FPS franchise.