Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie

I'm sorry

James Garfield's presidency

Wow, I just realized 98% of my jokes are puns based on the swedish language, so I got nothing! D:

...a-ha! How about this: Do not ever assume things, because if you do, you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. badum tish

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back... way too expensive and really bad quality.

I've got Swedra same problem... I just know Italian jokes... however, I assume Chuck Norris jokes are universal soooo

Chuck Norris counted 'til infinite.
Twice.

Thanks