Sanctum FTW!

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Thank You :)

¯_(ツ)_/¯ Thanks!

The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.
Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

Thanks!

You hear about the movie "Constipation" ? It never came out

How do astronomers schedule a party?
They planet! ;)

I would tell you a chemical joke, but I probably wouldn't get a reaction.....