¿what is a hobbit with a moustache? a mexican woman,

-Fred, your ideas are like diamonds.
-You mean they're so valuable?
-No, I mean they're so rare.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

Why is a banana peel laying on the sidewalk like music?

If you don't c-sharp you'll b-flat.

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What does a Jewish pedophile say?
"Wanna buy some candy?"

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

a joke

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im bad with jokes

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Q: What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?
A: Wrong.

:P i'm bad at it

I told a chemistry joke once.
There wasn't any reaction :-/