I DID IT!!! I BROKE THE SYSTEM!!! IT IS BROKEN AND THIS OPENS UP ALL DOORS FOR EVERYTHING. This guy's a lunatic you're saying. NOPE, this guy is genius in guise of a lunatic. He plays the part of the lunatic so well, it is as if he just a mere marionette masterfully timing the manic movement of each limb in concert with each tug of the string so precisely that the marionettist behind him who has a creepy hobby because he plays with marionettes actually thinks he weighs nothing. But I do weigh something. I weigh a lot. 210 pounds and I could murder you by sitting on your chest and restricting your air movement. Not a plan, just something I can do. And I had my doubters, oh yeah!! I had my haters!! They said it couldn't be done. They said it SHOULDN'T be done. They said to me, Josh, just give up. It's not possible. There's just no way. Settle for a life of mediocrity and compromise like us. You'll be happier. Well today I SMAAASHED all my haters with my grundel!!! I smashed them into a million pieces and now they hate only on the ants that are carrying away all of their millions of bits and pieces to their nests where they will eat them and then die. Because haaate is toooxic. And yes my grundel smashing skill set is the vastest in the land. These things are real, process them, accept them, and move on. Steam Gifts tried to say "you can't giveaway a Steam Controller" "That's a thing and you can't giveaway nice things". So I said "Fine, you win this time...". Steam Gifts tried to say "you can't giveaway a Steam Link." "I thought we explained the rules about nice things... Didn't we?". So I said "One day the tables will turn!!! And on that day a HELL fire of reckoning will rain down on your heads!!!! Prepare thy anus!!! Prepare thy anus well.....". Well... Todaaay hell fire is upon us!!! For it is I who did go to Humble Bundle. It is I who did purchase a $26 dollar tier key. It is I who did check the "this bundle is a gift" box during checkout... And it is I who did receive a single key for the entirety of the bundle... A key that is so easily associated with this very giveaway here... A bundle that does include WORLD WIDE SHIPPING of... A TEAAAA SHIRRRT!!! AND SO NOW YOU SEE MY PLAN.... AND SO NOW YOU SEE THE BREATH OF MY GENIUS!!! THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN!!! WE ARE FINALLY FREE!!! AND FROM THIS DAY FORWARD........ NOTHING. WILL. BE. THE. SAME.......