What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?

A sparrow with a machine gun!

Whenever someone dies just say: "The illness didn't kill your friend. Jesus did." Everything will be fine, trust me.

Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You probably haven't, it's not out yet.

Дякую за можливість,друже.

When are you VERY thankful to have cool games sliced in half?
A steam sale, of course!

Thanks man:)

Thanks for the chance! :)

Thanks! just because I'm a funny guy

Three men are in a boat with four cigarettes, and no sources of fire. How do they manage to smoke?

They throw one of the cigarettes overboard, and make the boat a cigarette lighter.

Thanks

Thank You !!!

Ty for giveaway.