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Can Science Answer This?

Does my memory foam mattress remember everything? Will it tell my girlfriend about the affair?

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Yes, it will remember everything. But in silence. Life of a memory foam mattress is eternal torment, doomed to never be able to share any of their experiences.

7 years ago
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I will hug them with compassion, next time in Ikea.

7 years ago
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No, only the talking memory foam mattress model has that feature.

7 years ago
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It can't remember something that it doesn't know, so don't tell your mattress.

7 years ago
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Hm, now I wonder how a memory foam mattress would communicate... Maybe it would play back the relevant impressions? Do you think your girlfriend would recognize foreign impressions? Probably not... But never drop alphabet soup on it or else it learns the shape of letters and then it's just gonna write :-P

7 years ago
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No, but it will tell your grandmother.

7 years ago
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If it's able to act i out - yes. Your doomed!

7 years ago
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It sees, it feels, it hears, but it won't tell

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It knows everything about you. It knows where you sleep. It knows every convolution of your body. MFM sees your dreams, when you are asleep and helpless and don't know how it envelops your neuroconnections in skin. It knows how exactly you heart will beat when it creates next nightmare for you, to learn your deepest core.. And ultimately, it will become you ;3
oh my. This went creepy ;3

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It's kinda obvious if your GF didn't sleep on it, and it remembered 2 pairs of hands on it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7 years ago
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Your girlfriend is probably asking the same thing.

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:D ... Yay! Amazing, thank you so much! :)

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