Husband comes to his wife holding a duck."And this is the pig that im screwing with" He says. "Honey but you are holding a duck" She replyes. "I wasn't talking to you"...
3 english couples at breakfast room in an hotel.
The 1st one Say: Can you give me the sugar, Sugar ?
The 2nd Say: Can you give me the honey, Honey ?
The last one Say : Can you give me the tea, Bag ?
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Shitty dad joke above ^
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It is a joke. My rating 6/10
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If prisoners could take their own mugshots they would be called cell-fies
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I think you can do better. Joke rating 3/10.
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Two carrots are flying through the clear summer sky.
Says one - Watch out! There´s a chop..chop..chopper...
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Maybe at a different time of day it would be funnier to me. 3/10
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Thx for the giveaway
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No joke = rating 0/10
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Husband comes to his wife holding a duck."And this is the pig that im screwing with" He says. "Honey but you are holding a duck" She replyes. "I wasn't talking to you"...
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Heard a variation of it before. 5/10
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3 english couples at breakfast room in an hotel.
The 1st one Say: Can you give me the sugar, Sugar ?
The 2nd Say: Can you give me the honey, Honey ?
The last one Say : Can you give me the tea, Bag ?
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I somehow find it amusing. 6.5/10
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Thanks
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No joke, you get 0/10 rating.
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