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A man twists his knee playing golf and immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor says, "I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."

"But why?" asks the golfer.

"Because I'm TRYING to examine your knee."

Thanks :3

You wanna know a joke? Duke Nukem Forever.

Death once had a near-chuck experience.

The old farmer's on his way home when he saw a UFO crash-landing near his land. Rushes home, tells the whole family the story.
Next day the national TV interviews the old man:
"Mr. farmer, tell us please what did you see last night."
"Oh, bu' ye know, old yokel, insuff...incorr-er...low vocabulary."
"Oh, there is no problem, Mr farmer, please tell us the story using your own words."
"Eh-'right. Well...was commin'ome from the plow'n, 'twas all dark. Then sudd'nly: 'thefuck'?? 'N'twas dark again."

A rabbit walked into a restaurant with a lion. The waiter seats them and asks the rabbit, "What will you have?" The rabbit says bring me a half a head of lettuce. The waiter looks at the lion and says; and what will he have? The rabbit says "The lion?" he's not eating". The waiter says "why? Isn’t he hungry?" Then the rabbit says "if he was hungry do you think I'd be here?"

My love life is a joke. ;-;

First off, I'm saying thanks anyway. Thank you.

Now, a joke:

A rabbi, a punk rocker, and Mike Tyson walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

I don't have a joke for you but I am interested in what the "spacey shootery" genre game might be. Thanks for the ga btw!

Thanks for this Great Giveaway

I'm a bot

I'm not really into space shootery games, and English is not my native language, but here is a silly joke anyway.
What do you get if you mix and engineer and a dalmatian?

A dice!

thanks for the chance

You're the bot.

My english is very bad, and i dont know any jokes) Google helped:
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

Thanx for a chance anyway)

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

Bonus : (extra one)
boy whispers to his mom during a wedding
boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?"
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"

Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the "otter-side"

I'm sorry ;w;

hahahahahahaha！其实我并没有什么笑话，所以不用特别翻译过来看

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

One clergy turned to to the other: "Do you think we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

Sorry, i'm not english native speaker, pretty hard to find something funny when i'm already bad at joke in my own language !

Bad news: "Your wife ran off with your best friend."
Good news: "You have two people less for Christmas presents."

I still feel the need to thank you, so thank you kindly, as for the joke, here's little something something that I found very giggly :)

A cop pulls over Werner Heisenberg and says, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg responds, “NO, but I know EXACTLY where I am.”

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!