A classic Nintendo 64 title remade for a new generation, this title is filled to the brim with family-friendly entertainment. Enjoy teaching young ones how to count and teach them the alphabet in over 300+ languages, as well as how to do simple equations like Hawking's black hole entropy formulation.

This title includes:

-A minor upgrade in graphics from the 8-bit era

-A trance soundtrack scored by John Williams, featuring acclaimed J-pop artists Megadeth

-The ability to play something not as good as BF2 or BF2142

-There is no multiplayer mode what-so-ever

-Hunt for Bigfoot and his family in hills

-A 20 minute long single-player mode

-Battlefield 2 is still the better game

-A hoard of 8 year olds yelling faggot on their walmart mics

-No online

-It's not like anyone's going to read this wall of fucking text anyway

-Split-screen co-op

-Music theory lessons

-Did I mention the multiplayer is nonexistant, just like a My Little Pony obsessed autist's chance at losing their virginity

Enjoy this ColecoVision oldie in slightly remastered glory. Truly the best iPhone app ever made.