HEY HOLLA AT YOU BOYS THIS YOUR BOY CROC HERE AND IT'S THE CHRISTMAS TIME OF THE YEAR AS YOU CAN PROBABLY ASSUME BY MY AVATAR AND THE FACT THAT IT'S DECEMBER BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR YOU PROBABLY HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THEN LOOKING AT STEAMGIFTS. ALSO IF I PROMISED YOU FREE FOOD OR FREE GAMES OR FREE AIR OR FREE ANYTHING FOR LOOKING AT THIS GIVEAWAY I LIED AND YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT.

ANYWAYS I HAVE THIS HERE COLLECTION FOR QUAKE GAMES AND IF YOU NEVER PLAYED QUAKE GAMES YOU HAVE A PROBLEM HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE GAMES THAT ARE PROBABLY OLDER THAN MOST OF THE STEAMGIFTS USERBASE (NOTE TO SELF EDIT OUT JOKES BASHING STEAMGIFTS LATER OR YOU'RE GONNA BE BANNED YOU DUMBASS) ON AN UNRELATED NOTE WHY AM I HERE GIVING THIS GAME AWAY AND IT'S BECAUSE GALA IS DUMB AS HECKE AND BANNED ME FOR RACIST COMMENTS I MADE ABOUT ALL PSYCHIC TYPES BEING SCARED OF INSECTS

ANYWAYS LET'S TALK ABOUT QUAKE, SOMETIMES YOU SHOOT DOGS AND SOMETIMES YOU SHOOT ROBOTS AND SOMETIMES FISH I THINK AND THEN THERE WAS THAT GAME WHERE YOU JUST SHOOT BOTS BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU GO ONLINE OR IN LAN PARTIES YOU GET KILLED SO YOU GO STRAIGHT BACK TO KILLING BOTS AND ALSO WHO EVEN PLAYS QUAKE LIVE

TO ALL YOU HATERS OUT THERE I INVITE YOU TO TRY TO OWN ME IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS FUCKIN GIVEAWAY AND I'LL TELL YOU YOU'RE DUMB AND LAUGH AT YOU AND IF YOU THINK YOU CAN OWN ME YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING BECAUSE I WILL OWN EVERY SINGLE COMMENT IN THIS GIVEAWAY AND IF YOU JUST WRITE THANKS I WILL TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

ALSO DON'T BOTHER ENTERING IF YOU ALREADY OWN TWO OR MORE GAMES FROM THIS BUNDLE BECAUSE I'LL CALL YOU A GREEDY FUCK AND ASK FOR A NEW WINNER AND THEN GET BANNED FROM STEAMGIFTS BECAUSE I MADE RACIST COMMENTS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TELL POKEMON TRAINERS THEY WERE FUCKING NERDS AND HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG AND ALSO I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SPAM ABOUT WEBSITES IN THE DESCRIPTION OR TALK ABOUT YOUTUBE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. SO DON'T DO THAT.

YOU BETTER BE FUCKIN TOUGH ENOUGH TO HANDLE ME AND A FUCKING BASTARD WHO THRIVES ON GIVING PAIN, MY SAFE WORD IS CODE BLUE. I NEED IT EXTREME/EDGE, THAT IS THE ONLY WAY, IF THIS ISN'T YOUR BAG, THEN FUCK OFF. THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN PORTAL SITE, SO IF YOU GET PARANOID ON ME, YOU'RE PROBABLY A PIECE OF SHIT CASUAL HATER WHO PROBABLY PLAYS STUPID GAMES LIKE HATERADE 2013 WHICH WILL SOON BE REPLACED BY A 2014 VERSION.